he is rather King Lee (no he isn't)

Backtagging: Absolutely. I work full time, so I understand!
Threadhopping: Sure thing.
Fourthwalling: If I post at the appropriate meme or something, sure.
Offensive subjects: Unlikely, but feel free to ask.
Shipping: Pretty much to all dads! And Mary. I've done all the good endings! (And have also seen the cult ending.......yikes.) Craig and Mat are perhaps my faves, with number 3 being Hugo. And there's a special place in hell for me for enjoying Joseph's route as much as I did.
Format: I default to brackets but I can do prose too. Memes and psls are my thing, so hit me up for any ideas!
Time-Zone: Pacific

Hugging: Hug away!
Kissing: Go on~
Fighting: Shoooryu...can't.
Injuring: Being hit in the face by projectiles seems to be a thing, so sure!
Killing: Only if it's softly with a song.
Sex: I prefer a lead up for the most part.
Using telepathy/mind reading: Your mind reader will probably hear his impression of Guy Fieri AND WE'RE ROLLIN' OUT


( Scenarios )

Name: King Lee (Get it? His full name should have been Dork King Lee.)
Age: Dad.
Spouse: Alex, deceased. (I selected Alex to be female but I can tweak it if needed for whatever reason.)
Pancakes or Waffles: Don't make him choose...

( important dad stuff that are imperative to maintaining the most dad of dads. )

( continued from here )

[The promise of treats and Damien and scones with Damien is all the motivation King needs to get himself out of bed, shower, and make himself look presentable. Casual and presentable, but not overly dressed up. They're still making scones after all. With that in mind, he dons a white collared shirt and dark slacks. If a flour explosion is going to happen on his part, at least it'd only partly show.

As he arrives at Damien's doorstep, he thinks in hindsight that he probably should have read a recipe or two from the Barefoot Contessa.

...ah, well. It should be fine, right?

He rings the doorbell and waits.]