[King's already halfway down the stairs with an old box in his hands that already looks foreboding with how slightly beaten it is. He sets the box down in front of the couch and invites Craig to sit with him.]

Hey, bro. I haven't gone through all of it but from what I have seen, I think there's an equal amount of embarrassment to experience.

[He kneels slightly to address River:] River, do you think mullets are cool?